Chuck Norris

Lmao! I love chuck norris jokes

[Sameh]

Chuck Norris does know what The rock is cooking.
He's his personal maid

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

[Sameh]

Chuck Norris doesn't get aids, aids gets chuck Norris

After Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, they started to be called just "The Islands"

chuck noris doesnt wear a condom because theres no such thing as protection from chuck norris

Chuck Norris shaved his beard (true fact!) and now the fist is lodged in the first guy who saw his shaven face

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Noris can swim threw land.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

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<I apologize in advance>

12) "Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open."

11) "Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris."

10) “If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.”

9) “There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.”

8)”Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.”

7) “Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.”

6) “When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.”

5) “Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.”

4) “When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he is pushing the Earth down.”

3) “Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.”

2) “Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.”

1) “Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.”