King of the Sand Dune

[redgun]

Redgun doesn't really die but lays completely still until they've all disappeared
Clonex2, Raft & Darth are Drama Queens of The Hill (teehee )
Redgun wakes up when they leave and grows Jin's wings (from tekken) and flies up to the top of the hill
Redgun is King of The Hill!! muwahahahaha

ahaha but my clones still guarded the hill and have sniper and antiair turrets positioned all over the hil which shoot redgun out of the hil ans redgun falls on me maki g it seem like I die but since were all clone sredgun killed clone0081
I am still moth with raftof. redgun severed wing decapitated darth.

h and master cheif comes to help clone and raftof defend the hill

I hire an army of angry North Koreans who storm the hill, Master Chief is overwhelmed by sheer numbers as the North Koreans hve no fear for their lives and they have many NUKES! The North Koreans explode the hill and it disappears because they time-zap warped it back to a year only I know and moved it to a place only I know now I am KiNg oF tHe HiLl

[redgun]

Redgun wakes up from this terrible nightmare and realises redgun (yes, no he or her ) has rolled down the hil!! (oh noes )
Jombachili is King of The Hill
Redgun whistles seductively and Jombachili hikes down to investigate, while redgun climbs back up the hill on the opposite side
Redgun is King of The Hill

Booyah!

Devil Jin is awesommer.

Redgun, you forgot about my army of Asians! They quickly take you prisoner and Cerberus, still under my control, rips you in 67987665432211 pieces and eats you. I AM THE HILL MONARCH!

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger

With this fact in mind, my immortal self survives gettibg thrown in the volcano, and not onlu that but learns the way of the molten rock by the lava sprites that live in the hellish volcano. After long days of training to master the fire, I bid fairwell to the newly befriended sprites and make the short journey back to the hill.
Jomba is king of the meager hill. Using my newly mastered powers, I put my hands on the ground to harness the awesome power of the seismic activity. This causes a fiery earthquake which consumes the Koreans. Sacraficing them to the sprites adds to the power, until the hill is transformed into a fiery volcano.
I climb into the sweltering cone of the volcano and meditate till a challenger arrives.
(basically just changing it up a bit for awhile)
I am king of the volcano.

Cerberus welcomes the fire (as he is from hell) and charges into the volcano and grabs shade by the face. Cerberus then throws him into space where shade can't breathe and suffocates. I calm down the volcano by having Father Time (oh yeah he's my uncle ) speed up the cooling process. I am now HILL MONARCH ONCE AGAIN!

Jombachili is the king of the mountain. I Throw a steak down the newly cooled volcano into the ocean, and the steak falls into a patch under the water where there is intense steam rising from the earths inner depths which boil Cerberus until he is unrecognizable and unable to ever move again, which causes him to suffocate under the water and to sink into the depths of the largest underwater crater to never be seen or heard from again. Hells bells will not ring for thee again Cerberus...
Then I walk on to the hill casually, kick Jonmachili of the hill, and when he reaches the bottom... I Summon pillars of lava around me blocking off any entry from the outside world, and these pillars raise the hill into the sky as to ward off any attacks from underground. One final precaution, I summon Bahaumet to my side as to destroy anyone or anything that may come near to its master.
I, Madme23m, Am now king of this fair hill that has seen so many gruesome battles.