King of the Sand Dune

I'm her pet >.<

Can't bite the hand that feeds me 0.o

O.o

shade and red are they kings and queen

M1 returns after eating enough brains to remember what he was doing and brings his army of undead zombies and goes up the hill and ask if red and shade and ask would you like to have dinner?
And discuss that you Rule the north side and we rule the south side?

Shade and red still king and queen

Shade and red are KnQoth
zuess and dionysus, the wine god, crash the dinner. Dionysus makes wine, and gets shade, red, and m1 drunk. The three stagger off the hill and start fighting on the bottom. Zuess sits proudly on the throne.
I am king of Both sides of the hill

Zouse is king

zouse forgot m1 zombie army and they devoure zeouse and everyoe left on the hill and m1 walks back up (I don't drink) and retake my throne

M1 is koth(my great wish is that he would spell my name right)
hephaestus molds me back together after killing the zombies(he doubletapped;ever seen zombieland?lol). I find m1 sleeping on his throne, and use my strength to roll him and the throne into a ball. I then threw him down into the underworld and left Hades to take care of him.
I am koth

Zuess75 us king

m1 makes a deal with hadias(Duh Hadias hates his brother come on)
Hadies allows me to leave and gives ne a army of skeloten warriors and demons to join my undead and we go back up and while Zeuess was looking at ny army Hadias sticks his hot iron poker up somewhere and Zeuess flys into the sky in pain, m1 reclaims his throne

m1w9c9h0 is king again

Cerberus never went and got the steak because he is a vegetarian Now I trade in Cerberus for Prometheus and he walks Up to typhoon and causes a massive firestorm and he burns to ashes. Then he makes fireballs rain from the sky and whoever the king is because I forget weta his pants and runs to china and becomes a monk. I AM HILL KING!

u cant burn typhoon


unleashes my REAL FORM (URANOS) jumps on the hill and evryone on it is dead because im too big. G2 Sleep . Now I AM THE HILL AND KING OF THE OLD HILL

uranos is king

Allready a zombie so can't die and climbs on uranos back and and holds on

Now I king on of uranos and old hill

I push you off the volcano. I am king

*changesinto real form* evry1 who looks at me/is near me burns away