*I'm Tired (30)* Last to Post Wins

yep

This is a song for every person in the world...

Everybody's trying to get their picture looking nice,
But they act like a camera is some foreign device,
I've got somethin' to ask you and I'll keep it concise,
WHAT ARE YOU STUPID! Red eye flashes twice!

I was trying to snap a picture of my buddies, Bill and Bryce,
Bill takes lots of pictures, so he gave me some advice,
He moved before the second flash, "photographer" yeah right!
WHAT ARE YOU STUPID, BILL! Red eye flashes twice!

All your friends will hate your guts if you don't stand still,
Your family will disown your butt and probably have you killed,
If you have a girlfriend, which we all know you don't,But if you do she'll leave you, and then you de-fin-ite-ly won't...
Have a girlfriend...

The famous person in this picture wasn't very nice,
I just wanted his picture, and his pizza slice,
With just one flash he walked away as if I had head lice,
WHAT ARE YOU STUPID! Heh... I've seen all your movies twice...

All your friends will hate your guts if you don't stand still,
Your family will disown your butt and probably have you killed,
If you have a girlfriend, which we all know you don't,
But if you do she'll leave you, and then you de-fin-ite-ly won't...

See it's much easier to just assume that the flash is gonna go two times and to just wait there for a second, rather than move and risk all these people in your life hating you forever and wanting you dead, because every time they look at their picture, they don't see the picture, they see, "Oh, there's 'So-and-So'. He ruined my picture IN FRONT OF THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT. I FREAKIN' HATE THAT GUY!"

All your friends will hate your guts if you don't stand still,
Your family will disown your butt and probably have you killed,
If you have a girlfriend, which we all know you don't,
But if you do she'll leave you, and then you de-fin-ite-ly won't...
You'll be single, for the rest of your life.
And you won't have any pictures of yourself either...



NEXT!

At home
sitting in my favorite book
My girl's trying to get me eat some dinner she cooked
I'm reading a book, girl
I'm reading a book
dont you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book

On the shoulder
I got pulled over
Pigs trynna get me, roll my window lower
I'm reading a book, pig
I'm reading a book
Don't you ever interrupt me, while I'm reading a book

Why are all these people always interrupting me?
What i gotta do to try to make them see?

(Don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book)
I'm reading a book, I'm reading a book
dont you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book
(Don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book)
I'm reading a book, I'm reading a book
dont you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book

I'm at the library, where they call me a crook
I never even pay for my library books
I take them from the shelf
and if anyone looks i say
I'm reading a book, man
I'm reading a book

At a stupid birthday party for some stupid kid
take a book from a present
They were supposed to be his

Now i'm about to find out what happens to Captain Hook
Cause i'm reading your book, kid
I'm reading your book

Why are all these people always interrupting me?
What i gotta do to try to make them see?

(Don't you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book)
Im reading a book, i'm reading a book
dont you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book
(Don't you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book)
Im reading a book, i'm reading a book
dont you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book

If you ever interrupt me
you can bet your gonna see
the nasty me, the nasty me, the nasty me

Im reading a book, i'm reading a book
dont you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book
(Don't you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book)
Im reading a book, i'm reading a book
dont you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book
Im reading a book, i'm reading a book
dont you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book
(Don't you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book)
Im reading a book, i'm reading a book
dont you ever inte...

NEXT!!!!


His coffee's black
His coffee's white
But we drink it both ways
Cause it's alright

Some only drink it white
Some only drink it black
But we drink it both ways
So that we won't get flack

We don't drink - We don't drink racist coffee
Don't drink that - Don't drink that racist coffee
I'm racist against that racist coffee
Neither one's first - neither one's a sequel
All drinks are created equal

This world's humongous
So many coffee drinks among us
Like Cappuccinos, Macchiatos, my favorite Americanos
Who cares about your whereabouts
East or West, North or South
Just shut your mouth - now open it
You'll enjoy it - we're hoping at least

Hey white friend, try this
Hey that is pretty good
Hey black friend try this
Hey that is pretty good

JULIAN SMITH ROCKS!

This too

wow just wow..

@.@

IM BACKKK

anyways. friday... soooo

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Rebecca Black - Verse 1]

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Party it, party it, (yeah)
Party it, party it (yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

[Rebecca Black - Verse 2]

7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

[Chorus]

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/r/rebe ... riday.html ]
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

[Bridge]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after... wards
I don't want this weekend to end

[Rap Verse]

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
Wit' a car up on my side (Woo! )
(C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend
We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all

[Chorus]

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

I read about four words from both song posts xD

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Wow! You must be really bored, to get to this level...

xD