Chuck Norris

They have all the lame ads and we choose the best ones. Some of these are original too/:

Please post a chuck Norris joke.

The boogie man checks underneath his bed for Chuck Norris.

Please dont post repeat jokes.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Tried not to repeat, im sorry if I did lol

i love the first and some other ones aswell LOL

Rotflol. These are so funny!

a blind man once accidentally walked into chuck Norris. chuck Norris turned around and said,"do u know who I am, I am chuck Norris!" the blind ma could suddenly see again only to see chuck Norris' roundhose kick imact his face.

Oh man... 3.0...

I didn't know I repeated a joke!¡!¡ Please don't pop my collar Yodac! (BTW, shouldn't you have Yoda as your forum avatar instead of that guy from Final Fantasy that you got from Google pics?¿?¿) Again, please don't pop my colar!

Chuck Norris died playing WoW, WoW no longer exists.

(That's original, not funny but original )