Wish granted

Wish granted but you wished to die... I wish i could make sound recordings whereever i go.

Wish granted but you wished to die... I wish i could make sound recordings whereever i go.

Wish granted but you become death. I wish I knew what to wish for

Wish granted but you wished to die.
I wish I had 500$

Wish granted..... but you got to jail for robbing your local gas station.

I wish my my homework was done.

Wish granted but a squirrel ate it.
I wish I wasn't addicted to haypi

Wish granted. But you're the lowest rank in the whole game, and you can't gain prestige

I wish I had a job.

Wish granted but you're a podiatrist.

I wish I wasn't so busy

Wish granted, but it is because you are fired.

I wish i had a newer ipod.

Wish granted but it breaks tomorrow.

I wish I had three wishes

Wish granted but they can only be to wish for my eternal happiness.
I wish my off-topic threads were this active my never ending story ended