Riddle

I can drink u under the table yet I never touch a drop where am I

Under the table

Damn ur not a noob

So i was right?

Well it's obvious how else can a none drinker drink ya under the table

Ok, so your in a box. You have a saw, a table, and a lantern. How do you get out? The box is metal.

You light the lantern so you can see, you saw the table in half, two halves make a whole, and you climb through the hole

Yep. Ok so you have a match, you need to light a lantern, you need to also light a fireplace, and then you need to light the stove. You only have one match which do you light first?

It's easy u set the fireplace

You light the match silly