Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:08 pm
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Last edited by Sameh on Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:13 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Chuck Norris
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Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:12 pm
Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a horse in the face. We now call it a Giraffe.
Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:14 pm
Re: Chuck Norris
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck norris?!?!
(Sameh you know how i get with these -.-)
(Sameh you know how i get with these -.-)
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Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:14 pm
Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once made love in a truck, and spooged on the seat.
We now know this truck as optimus prime
We now know this truck as optimus prime
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Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:24 pm
Re: Chuck Norris
Human cloning is not allowed for one reason.
If it was, you could clone Chuck Norris. And if you did, both of their roundhouse kicks would meet.
Scientists say this would destroy the universe.
If it was, you could clone Chuck Norris. And if you did, both of their roundhouse kicks would meet.
Scientists say this would destroy the universe.
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Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:34 pm
Re: Chuck Norris
if chuck norris fought chuck norris, chuck norris would win no questions asked
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Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:37 pm
Re: Chuck Norris
If you had 5 bucks, and chuck Norris had 5 bucks, chuck Norris would be richer than you.
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