Questionable Existance: Purple Synth >:(

Where are they? I've scowered the lands, through the forest to the valleys to floating islands with weird names! But alas this beast of an item remains shrowded beneath the unexplored depths of nothingness. In short, I'm...
1. Bored
2. Can't find a purple synth....
Why do you have to hide this thing? It boosts your damage by what? 1%? I don't think it's worth it's wait. But still, I still want 1... No 8... Of them. I wouldn't mind buying them for 20000 honor or 10000 leaf or gold coins. Maybe you should make this item more available to us players, Haypi.

AGREED TO ALL OF THE ABOVE

except the bored part

I realized I misspelled existence...