Forum Game! - Wishes

Yay for forum games! I saw this one somewhere and I absolutely loved it. Wanna play?


Rules:

1. Abide by all forum rules. Keep it clean and avoid cussing.
2. Abide rule number 1.
3. English please [sorry! It's the international language]. If you want to try a different language, please make your own thread. I would like to play on my own thread... and really, English is all I can read, write and speak.


How to play!

This is a wishing game! You have to grant the first person's wish, but put a little twist in there.

Person 1: I wish I could get paid for doing nothing.
Person 2: Granted, you're on disability. I wish I was 6"10.
Person 3. Granted, but all doors are built at a maximum height of 6"7. I wish...

Get it? I hope so! xD


I wish I was flexible.

Granted you have no bones/muscles/etc..
I wish haypi would stop ruining their games with horrible updates

Granted! Haypi has shut down all their games.

I wish for a good math grade.

Wooo I'm free from mediocrity

Granted you fail every other class to study for math.

I wish I had a play station 4 now. don't want to wait

Granted, you now have PS4 but there are no companies making games for it.

I wish I have the Phoenix in HM.

Granted, you now have PS4 but there are no companies making games for it.

I wish I have the Phoenix in HM.

Granted, but the scroll required to make it requires level 50 of every monster in the game. Good luck.

I wish for my stalker to stop stalking me.

Granted they stop stalking you and now you're locked in their basement

I wish I was omnipotent

Granted they stop stalking you and now you're locked in their basement

I wish I was omnipotent

Granted, you can do anything you want but only in your imagination. Have fun!

I wish I could speak fluently in more than one language.

Granted they stop stalking you and now you're locked in their basement

I wish I was omnipotent

Granted, you can do anything you want but only in your imagination. Have fun!

I wish I could speak fluently in more than one language.

Granted, But now you lost your tongue by biting it off eating bacon. I wish my ipod was a transformer and evolved into an Ipad.

Granted, But now you lost your tongue by biting it off eating bacon. I wish my ipod was a transformer and evolved into an Ipad.

Granted, it was taken over by the decepticons and it made itself transform into a "bigger iPod" so it could use more data to hack into the apple systems quicker and without detection and take over the world.

I wish I had more fluffy blankets.