Haypi Plug
Hello, Sailor, I'm Commodore FoamBeard, commander of the F.S.S. Pinoyako. And I'm here to tell you that you can fullfill your lifelong dream of finding the eight treasures to unlock the magic door!
Cast off in my ship, the Pinoyako! We can chase pirates, search for the treasures, and even do a little bit of illicit trading in India, if you know what I mean...
A submarine you say? Why, what's that, sailor? Uh huh. Uh huh. Underwater, you say? Well, my fine squab, it does sound like you're a witch! Gentlemen, please extend my gangplank, toss some meat over the side to attract some piranhas, and dump this godless witch into hell itself!
Haypi Adventures! Come sail away!!!
Cast off in my ship, the Pinoyako! We can chase pirates, search for the treasures, and even do a little bit of illicit trading in India, if you know what I mean...
A submarine you say? Why, what's that, sailor? Uh huh. Uh huh. Underwater, you say? Well, my fine squab, it does sound like you're a witch! Gentlemen, please extend my gangplank, toss some meat over the side to attract some piranhas, and dump this godless witch into hell itself!
Haypi Adventures! Come sail away!!!
Can't stop, won't stop.