Answer the question!!!

No, Im to awesome

(less directed questions and more creative)
Why did the cow jump over the moon?

He used one of my super cats and layed down in the throwing end. then he had the rest of my army pull him back until the wood was about to snap when they let go he didnt quite make it so my cat army all shot him and he proceeded to fly higher and than over the moon. when he landed he threw up all over my crop making my army starve.

How did someone come up with the idea of glass?

He realised ice was too cold.

Why do I only have 6 posts?

[redgun]

You don't, you have 7.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
(no Chuck Norris replies will be accepted)

Cake.
Why is the answer above a nonsense?

Because you're trying to be funny...

If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, then why did the Armadillo watch from a distance? (no, he wasn't a stalker)

He wanted roast chicken for dinner

why does Zelda cd-i suck so much?

because zelda is outdated and wrinkly.

why do some people have really bad b.o? (the kid next to me..not to be mean..)

i dont know what b.o is so my answer is waffles

what is b.o?

How many experts can be on each server?