The player above me.....

The player above me says the player above him is right and the player above him thanks him for saying that the player above him is right

The player above me's futile attempts to confuse me are, like I said, futile

the player above me thinks im trying to confuse him. *sarcastically* key words are thinks and trying

The player above me is being sarcastic

THERES A PLAYER ABOVE ME BEING EPIC

the player above me still has bragging rights

THE PLAYER ABOVE ME DOESNT HAVE BRAGGING RIGHTS

the player above me confuses me

the player above me is a noob

The player above me should feel honored to be above me, as I am so god damn awesome.