*Long Run 40* Last to Post Wins

Lol. But I never win. Imma win this one!!!!

Lol :p then u will be in more shame than the loser :p

Ohh I'm citizen !!!

Lol I'm still beginner. But I ain't a newbie anymore lol

Lol. Now going for the next title.

Ye gods this is rejected u dont get a "post" for posting odd topic

hum. let's just say random stuff....

This was an email from a friend, have fun reading and its not meant to offend anyone... just for laughs ok?
sowiez if you get offended.

what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........
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> My tire was thumping.
> I thought it was flat
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> When I looked at the tire...
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> I noticed your cat.
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> Sorry!
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>
>
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>
> Heard your wife left you,
> How upset you must be.
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> But don't fret about it...
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> She moved in with me.
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>

> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>
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> L ooking back over the years
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> that we've been together,
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> I can't help but wonder...
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> 'What the hell was I thinking?'
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>

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> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> Congratulations on your wedding day!
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> Too bad no one likes your husband.
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> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> How could two people as beautiful as you
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> Have such an ugly baby?
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>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> I've always wanted to have
> someone to hold,
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> someone to love.
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> After having met you ..
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> I've changed my mind.
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>
> -------------------------------------- -----------------------------
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>
> I must admit, you brought Religion into my life..
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> I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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>
>
> //////////////////////////////////////////////
> As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am..
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> That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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> ####################################################
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>
> Congratulations on your promotion.
> Before you go...
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> Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
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> You'll probably need it again.
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>
> ********************************************************************************
> Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
>
> (Available only in Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia )
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> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
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> Almost Lifelike!
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>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> When we were together,
> you always said you'd die for me.
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> Now that we've broken up,
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> I think it's time you kept your promise.
>

> //////////////////////////////////////////////
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>
> We have been friends for a very long time .
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> let's say we stop?
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> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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>
> I'm so miserable without you
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> it's almost like you're here.
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>
>
> =====================================================
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>
> Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
>
> Did you ever find out who the father was?
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>
>
>
> ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>
>
> So your daughter's a hooker,
> and it spoiled your day.
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> Look at the bright side,
>
> it's really good pay

Holy Loki

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xD