Chuck Norris
Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:40 am
Re: Chuck Norris
1.Once they made Chuck Norris toilet paper. But it wouldn't take a shît from anyone.
2.Kids wear Superman Pyjamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas.
3.Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
4.Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart is not foolish enough to attack Chuck Norris.
2.Kids wear Superman Pyjamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas.
3.Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
4.Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart is not foolish enough to attack Chuck Norris.
Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:32 am
Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:31 pm
Re: Chuck Norris
lol
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Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:07 am
Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
I have a few
but i wont steal other peoples thunder straight away lol
I have a few
but i wont steal other peoples thunder straight away lol Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:04 pm
Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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