King of the Sand Dune

The old one of this got deleted and it was fun so I decided to re-introduce it.

The name? king of the hill
The game? Quite simple really

It starts with somebody on the hill. The way it works is in some funny and creative way, you get them off the hill, so you become king of the hill.

Do's and Donts

DO please use all your imagination and creativity
DO NOT use this as a way to bash or hurt somebody. It's supposed to be FUN not mean.
DO follow the format (at the bottom) and don't break it or it will not count and will be ignored/deleted
DO NOT repeat ways used before, it's supposed to be random and won't be cool if somebody keeps re-using it.
DO explain how you got back to the hill in a funny manor and that also can't be repeated.
DO NOT change to another hill
Example:

Somebody is king of the hill
Shade goes and trips somebody of the hill and he rolls to the bottom
Shade is king of the hill

somebody takes some Ibuprofin to get rid of his headache from banging his head and returns to the hill
Shade is king of the hill
Somebody gives Shade a fake winning lottery ticket
Shade runs to the nearest 7/11
Somebody is king of the hill

Got it? Ok, it will start with me as king of the hill

Shadetale is king of the hill
K2 takes Shadetales computer, straps it to a rocket, and sets it off
Shadetale runs off to go find his computer, which is a long, long way away.
I am king of the hill

Do you really need to state who is king is the first place? Just seems like a waste of time.

Yes you do darkon.

After finding my poor laptop, I go (hellbent with revenge) to the hill on a Segway.
K2 is king of the hill.
Shade throws a grenade with a smiley-face on the hill. K2 grabs it and it blows up. K2 inhales a lot of smoke (as it was a smoke grenade) and calls 911. The fire brigade comes (seeing it's not a real problem) then throws him in jail for 100 hours or $1000 bail.
Shade is king of the hill

after being thrown in jail, i take out my M9 that i hid and shoot all the guards, i then shoot out my jail cell door and get in a humbvee, extremly angerd by being killed by my own weapon
Shadetale is king of the hill
I take to humbvee and run over shade, i then take all his (MY) happy gernades, tie shade down, then set all the gernads off and he burns to ashes. i then set his ashes out to sea never to be seen again
I am king of the hill

K2 is king of the hill.
I learn to be a long range sniper.
I shoot k2 in the head twice, heart three times.
K2 dies and falls off the hill and into the ocean, never to be seen again.

Yodac is king of the hill

I drive up and shoot Yodac with my tank.


I'm king of the hill.


(edited by Shade )

After falling into the ocean i take over over a nearby boat and drive back to the hill, the bullets u say? bubble shield :p
Darkron is king of the hill
After being in the ocean for so long i made friends with the whales, i then told the whale to swallow Darkron.......so it was done, and Darkron was inside the whale
I am king of the hill

My ashes spread my conciousness over the ocean and I control the whole ocean. (2/3 of the entire surface of the world)

I compact that into my form and now I have control over water :D

K2 is king of the hill.

I cause a Tsunami to wash over the hill and everything is washed away. K2 washes up on an island of merry cannibals and joins their tribe.

I am king of the hill

After being swept away in the water i joined the tribe and i learned the element of wind, and got cannibal friends moohahaha

Shadetale is king of the kill
I fly back to the hill (bringing along with me the cannibal tribe) and tell them to eat shade......it was done

I am king of the hill