King of the Sand Dune

I fly in on my pet pteryodactyl and grab shade off the hill ad throw him into a volcano. I then fly back to the hill before anyone can claim it and I am KING OF THE HILL!

i go in hell and take cerberus out of hell. Cerberus eats u and ur pteryodactyl

I AM KING OF THE HELL

Now I ride a skeleton pterodactyl that is immune to death! I go as use Jedi mind trick on Cerberus an he eats you. I AM THE HILL MONARCH!

jomba uranous wasnt king of the hill :p
u coulda just walked up and taked it

lol fooled by the SPELLING MISTAKE!!!!

I don't know who is on the hill but let's just say that a squid drops on the person on the hill they run away screming so I take the hill. I am know king of the hill so hahaha to everyone

[redgun]

Redgun eats the squid
Omegaman4 is King of The Hill
I lure him away with Hawaiian Hula dancers (gosh I hope he's a guy)
Redgun is King of The Hill

(did I do that correctly?)

Cerberus is still under my mind control so he goes and rips Redguns arms off and throws him into the ocean. Redgun drowns because he has no arms and I AM THE HILL MONARCH!

Because there us only a monarch omegaman4 walks up the hill the hill a claims the title of king. Then puts up a force field that nothing can destroy it and the generator is inside te shield so it can't be destroyed. The shield is also a sphere

[redgun]

redgun eats one of those pills Alice in Wonderland took and grows extremely large and gets really thick skin
Omegaman4 is King of The Hill
Redgun walks through the force field (which deactivates due to redgun's awesomeness), picks up and throws the generator & omegaman down the hill
Redgun is King of The Hill

clone9786 along with clone9787, raftof108, and darthmonk charge the hill, along with the army of clones with RPGs and battle rfiles and attack redgun. the pill has lost it's effect, so they all attack together. redgun almost wins, but the rpjesus, the One who created the clone and clone9786, took pity at the sight and shouted throughout the world,"rockets shall rain" and a rain of rockets missiles and nukes fell apon the hill, thus destroying redgun as the clones raftof clone and darthmonk hide in a bunker and run to the hill.
CLONE RAFTOF108 AND DARTHMONK ARE KINGS OF THE HILL!!!!