King of the Sand Dune

m1w9c9h0 is king of the volcano
i, angry and bored of the constant chatter, had ran away. Realizing my mistake, i ran back and kicked him in the butt, sending him in orbit in the earth's atmosphere. he is moving faster than a meteorite entering the earth's atmosphere, so he burns up.
zuess is king of the hill

Zeous is king of the hill

And after kicking me into orbit "Mars" felt pity on me and saved me from my demise and lent me back to Earth and calle all the Gods of Rome to fight the Greak Gods and now with Zeous gone
I am king again

I finally finish killing poseidons army, and come back to the hill. M1 is king of the hill. I cut his head open, take his powers and slit his throat, killing him. I am koth

obviously Yodac is in the wrong spot, because it is not a hill that we are fighting over anymore, it is in fact a volcano. i go to Yodac's hill, spy on him a bit, laugh, and go to the volcano.
i am kotv

EDIT: m1, you may need to change yours, im kotv rite now

Yodac is king once again sie

m1 comes back from the dead as a zombie and devours and consumes all of yodac powers and claims the, ?? Forgot¿¿ smells flesh and screams -brains- and runs away to find flesh and brains to devoure and leave the hill free to be claimed

I was brought back from space when i became reds pet...
I (being immortal as shown earlier) gaze at you all and you burn. As I gaze and laugh mockingly at your ashes. I build a nice throne for Redgun and stand at it's right to guard her.
Redgun is king of the volcano.

I come out from nowhere and pokes redgun and shade's cheeks. INSTANT OWNAGE! You both blow up. I sit at redguns chair
I am king/queen/ruler of the volcano

Too bad they were only balloons as decoys on the south side of the volcano!
Were really on the North side xD

I was brought back from space when i became reds pet...
I (being immortal as shown earlier) gaze at you all and you burn. As I gaze and laugh mockingly at your ashes. I build a nice throne for Redgun and stand at it's right to guard her.
Redgun is king of the volcano.

favortism much?

I'm her pet >.<

Can't bite the hand that feeds me 0.o