King of the Sand Dune

o.O u forgot that im a titan --> bigger than mountains...

i use a majical potion and i shrink the volcano. since you are so big, you fall off and i climb the small volcano. i am da king.

You see a space ship in the sky. It shoots a beam at you that blows you off the hill making a crater. The ship then sends a transport ship that drops me of ontop of the small volcano. I am now da king of the hill!!!

Redmoos is koth
i walk up to red and remind him that we are alliance members and that we should share the hill. Red agrees ab we share the hill. However, i feel that i should be the only king, so i roundhouse kick him in the jaw. He rolls down the hill in serious pain.
I am koth

i kill you all.
i am koth
i also burn your souls so you cant come back. NOW GO AWAY ITS MY VOLCANO

i go up the volcano with backhanded tactics telling austinwin support has offered him expert...he has to decide to give the volcano to me or take. expert. in favor of s12 he gladly gives me the volcano and kingofbows still kills him on his way down:0

But Kingofbows never saw me stalking him like a freaking puma! I come up behind him and pull an assassination kill with my knife made of shark teeth (aha!) and surround myself with an invincible Liger named Johan who protects me. I AM KOTH!

But now I am expert so I mute all of you. Now you cannot talk to at what you wil do, so I am koth

Bob is koth. I lead a petition with citizens from the hill. We decide we want a democracy, getting rid of the monarchy. All koths r shunned, and i am voted president. I am poth

I kill your democratic party and become koth. Simple is te best