Would you rather....

um Marathon and a triathalon at the same time XD

Would you like to stop this threat yes or yes?>

[redgun]

threat!?!? huh

Would you rather eat pie or hotdogs for the rest of your life?

Pie, I can't get hotdogs...

Would you rather have a best friend thats a girl, or a girlfriend?

[redgun]

Best friend that's a girl..

would you rather swim or run?

Swim.
Would you rather wipe a enemy and get no pres or a friend and get 50k

Friend. if they are truly a friend they would understand right? >.>
<.<

Would you rather have your foot stuck in your mouth for life or have chuck norris rip your tounge out, sew it back on and than rip it out again 3 days later for every 3 days for 10 years?

Chuck Norris cos he is THE chuck norris.

Would you rather kill Justin Bieber of end world suffering?
Wait, killing Justin Bieber would end world suffering. Oh well.

? And the other option? I wouldn't want him dead but can't say I like him!!


Would you rather fart loud in a public bathroom or go to movies wearing a scuba suit?

fart loudly and than promptly leave turning the lights off.

Would you rather get stabbed in the eye with a baseball bat or have Justin Bieber singing to you for 10 minutes?

I'll take the baseball bat, and can I have another?

Would you rather take the high road or the low road?