Wish granted

Wish granted but you flew into the engine of an airplane -I feel so fly like a OH CRAP A G6!!!! little shreds of what you used to be float down and is eaten by birds muahahahhaha-

I wish all my girlfriends were actually real.lolz

Wish granted but they all hate you.. I wish I could just have fun

Wish granted but it ends up with a missing leg and a half dead turquoise platypus.

Wish granted but a banana eats you. I wish I could teleport.

Wish granted but you end up teleporting into the heart of the sun.

*wishes for person above
I wish I could travel through time

[redgun]

wish granted but it keeps sending you back to redgun,
i wish andyis would bake me a pi.

Wish granted but it's burnt

I wish I had a life

Wish granted but it ended in a minute
I wish I had skillz