You know you play haypi too much when...

lol... when you sell your car just so you have enough money to buy the most coins at one time.

When infantry make your lower body tingle..... You know what I mean LOL!

You have a billion accounts and just lost your favorite one

When you find yourself staying up all night and not realizing so much time has passed until you put down the game.

You cancel your job interview because you have to command an attack at that time.

You cancel your job interview because you have to command an attack at that time.

You didn't do that, did you? lol

...No comment.

You know you play Haypi too much when you ask if you can get your bonus in coins.

WaYS To tell you've been on haypi too much- eDited for haypi by aeempilot..

1. support messages "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL".

3. You have called someone's screen name while making love to your significant other.

4. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out"

5. THree words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

6. You go into labor and you stop to type to let everyone know you're going to be away.

7. You have a vanity car tag with you screen name on it.

8. you no longer type with prope capitalization, puntuation, or complete sentences.

9. you begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.

10. When someone says "what did you say?" you reply "Scroll up"

11.you find yourself sneaking away to your gadget in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep.

12. you know more about you haypi friends daily routines than you do your own spouses.

13. you have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.

14. you would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth (online all night).

15. you have so many accts. that you have to look at you own name at top to see who you are.

16. your kids are standing at your side saying. "mommy, please come and cook dinner" and you would rather type another "LOL"

17. your dog leaves you..

18. you write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well i gtg bbl.

19. you smile sideways...

20. you look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had your block button.

21. your significant other kisses your neck while you are chatting and you think " uh, oh cyber gender perv".

22. you have withdrawals if you are away from the iphone/itouch for more than a few hours.

23. you use haypi lingo in everyday life (if you still have one heh heh)

24. you take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.

25. you wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get on haypi before you have your first cup of coffee.

26. you dont know where the time has gone..

27. you get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but end up on haypi.

28. you dont even notice anymore when someone have typos.

Im #15 I do that everyday im on.

Hahah, I'm #25. I wake up to my phone's alarm, so when I turn it off by sliding the bar, I already have my phone in my hand and open, I just tap Haypi and start playing.