Riddles!!!!

You instantly know you are bankrupt, not after bills are handed around

how far can a dog run into the woods?

half way i believe

how far can a dog run into the woods?

Half way, then he is running out of the woods.

What has a mouth but can't chew?

a river

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

It wasnt a single man, it was all four

wrong...

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

All of them are married

I have three eyes and one leg. What am I?

The match.

• There are 5 houses that are each a different colour.
• There is a person of a different nationality in each house.
• The 5 owners drink a certain drink. They each smoke a certain brand of cigarettes and also have a certain pet. No owner has the same pet, smokes the same brand of cigarettes nor drinks the same drink.
• The question is. “Who has the fish?”

CLUES

1. The British man lives in the red house.
2. The Swedish man has a dog for a pet.
3. The Danish man drinks tea.
4. The green house is to the left of the white house.
5. The owner of the green house drinks coffee.
6. The person that smokes Pall Mall has a bird.
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The person that lives in the middle house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The person that smokes Blend, lives next to the one that has a cat.
11. The person that has a horse lives next to the one that smokes Dunhill.
12. The one that smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to a blue house.
15. The person that smokes Blend, has a neighbour that drinks water.

The German, its in a book I read. The riddle was made by Albert Einstein I think.

A Panda walks into a restaurant. He then orders his food, eats it, shoots everyone in the restaurant, then leaves. The cops catch up to him on the road and ask, " Why did you do that?" The Panda says, " Look me up in the encyclopedia."
-What did he mean and how does that explain why he did it?

The match.

• There are 5 houses that are each a different colour.
• There is a person of a different nationality in each house.
• The 5 owners drink a certain drink. They each smoke a certain brand of cigarettes and also have a certain pet. No owner has the same pet, smokes the same brand of cigarettes nor drinks the same drink.
• The question is. “Who has the fish?”

CLUES

1. The British man lives in the red house.
2. The Swedish man has a dog for a pet.
3. The Danish man drinks tea.
4. The green house is to the left of the white house.
5. The owner of the green house drinks coffee.
6. The person that smokes Pall Mall has a bird.
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The person that lives in the middle house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The person that smokes Blend, lives next to the one that has a cat.
11. The person that has a horse lives next to the one that smokes Dunhill.
12. The one that smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to a blue house.
15. The person that smokes Blend, has a neighbour that drinks water.

The German, its in a book I read. The riddle was made by Albert Einstein I think.

A Panda walks into a restaurant. He then orders his food, eats it, shoots everyone in the restaurant, then leaves. The cops catch up to him on the road and ask, " Why did you do that?" The Panda says, " Look me up in the encyclopedia."
-What did he mean and how does that explain why he did it?

you should be answering my riddle -.-