You know you play haypi too much when...

these are so funny.

You know you play Haypi too much whenever you start calling horses cavs and when you see a crop field and wonder what level it is and if you have enough troops to occupy it.

Can you really ever play too much? I mean who really needs sleep? Lol

Drop your girlfriends phone calls to command a battle xD

Drop your girlfriends phone calls to command a battle xD

...you try to upgrade the iron mine that your cousin works at, but, DAMN! not enough wood! Then, you go to the north woods, and realize that it's a level 50 oasis. You cry yourself to sleep.

10. When someone says "what did you say?" you reply "Scroll up"

13. you have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.

27. you get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but end up on haypi.

28. you dont even notice anymore when someone have typos.

Done all of those! LOL
13, there's a guy named GOOGLEFAT. I HATE HIM!

also
you know youve been playing too much when you call your wife "googlewoman" and ur "googleman" on haypi

When you go to sleep and your parents say "DON'T GET OUT OF BED FOR THE 4th TIME YOUNG MAN! YOU ARE DRIVING US INSANE! TURN YOUR DAM PHONE OF!" then you try...but "I can't get out of bed...I'll get in trouble! Noooooo, I started a alliance and I have to recruit!" next thing you know, you're outside with a shirt and no pants...

When in ur English copybook u write 'u' and not 'you'; 'r' and not 'are'.

When you get withdrawal symptoms.... after 20 minutes
*runs back to haypi*