Three word story

Rules of this game. Post three words continuing the story from the last post. Any unrelated posts will be ignored. See how far we can get.

I'll start with a simple one.

There once was...

An Expert named...

Exx who was...

Not Expert. So...

He decided that...

Ahmedb should be...

eating a grapefruit.

No, he should...

Be making Haypi...

A better place...