King of the Sand Dune

Dude is king of the hill.
I am also STILL king of the hill as no one took my place validly.

Weecraigg is king of the hill
I am an ice sculture
Weecraig loves his sculptures so much he places them atop the hill
I start to melt the liquid that melts off me goes to the ground and makes weecraig slip and fall
Weecraig slips then falls down hitting the other statue and then getting ice shards stuck in his body
I am king of the hill

Awch

Dude and Ahmedb are at the top of the hill
After waiting a very long time for the ice to melt and a long trip to the hospital i return!
I sneak up the hill and tie dudes and ahemdb's shoe laces together. A big gust of wind blows them over causing them to tumble to the bottom.
I am king of the hill

weegcraigg is king of the hill
as i was falling i hit a large rock with my shoes
this made my shoes come off and i then landed safely
at the bottom i see ahmedb and kick em in the face causing brain damage that cant be reversed
i go to the store and buy rocket shoes then rocket my way up the hill picking up weegraigg and dropping him into a theater that plays romantic commedies
i go back to the hill and stand at the top
i am king of the hill

Dude us king of the hill.
I man in a taxi has just found a cure for the damage,I walk up the hil hill and slap off dudes face. I am king of the hill.

ahmedb is king of the hill
as i search for my face i find a needle and then my face
i sow my face back on
i go to the barber and ttake all his extra hair
i then buy a plane load it up with hair and fly
i drop all the hair on ahmedb and everyone thinks hes bigfoot
they chase him off the hill
i am king of the hill

Dude is king of the hill.
I rip off all the hair and burn it to ashes. I drop the ashes on dude and he gets buried alive. I am king of the hill.

ahmedb is king of the hill
as i lay smoldering i see the oceani quickly crawl to it and go in
i emerge magicly with new skin
i quickly walk up to ahmedb and scream
this screaming is annoying and it drives ahmedb miles awaw
i am king of the hill

[redgun]

Dude man jr is kind of the hill
Redgun turns up unannounced
Redgun is king of the volcano (where on earth did this "hill" come from?!)

Redgun is king of the hill
Deez takes and hides tracy and red goes to find and rescue her
Deez runs and trips on the hill then he reachs the top
Deez is king of the hill

Deez11 is king of the hill.
Djmk671 hires Megan Fox.
Deez runs off to stare at her to find that it's a trap, Megan attacks Deez with 1,000,000 cats.
Djmk671 is king of the hill.