King of the Sand Dune

(After months of negligence and sudden rebirth, the volcano emits thousands of tons of volcanic ash, transforming it into a rather large sand dune)

Since everyone is burried in sand, I just climb to the top, make a small sand castle, stick a flag in it that says "Shade," then plop down next to it.

Shade is king of the sand dune

Shade is king of the ssnd dune
Deez uses his lasers in his eyes to un bury himself causing shsde to fall into the hole deez comes out of
Then deez spends the next 5minutes climbimg the sandune then he spends and hour making defenses so now deez cant die,fall or be tricked
Deez is king of the sanf dune

[redgun]

Deez is king of the "sanf dune"
Redgun drinks redbull, flies up out of the sand and lands inside Deez's defences. Offers Deez some "special" redbull, he drinks it and turns into mini-Deez-who-can-fly & flies off into an aeroplane engine.
Redgun digs up Shadetale and invites him up.

Redgun & Shadetale are king and queen of the Sand Dune, respectively.

redgun and shade are king/queen ofthe hill
i get huge fans and place them in the distance
i put googles on
i then turn on the fans creating a sand storm than blinds redgun and shade making them bump heads and fall off the sand dune i remotely turn off the fans and go to the top of the sand dude
i am king of the sand dude
and if we r doin king and queen then a girl please join me

redgun and shade are king/queen ofthe hill
i get huge fans and place them in the distance
i put googles on
i then turn on the fans creating a sand storm than blinds redgun and shade making them bump heads and fall off the sand dune i remotely turn off the fans and go to the top of the sand dude
i am king of the sand dude
and if we r doin king and queen then a girl please join me

Dudemanjr is king of the hill
i dress up as a girl, dude sees me coming and thinks nothing of it
when i get to the top, i set fire to dudes pants, he runs off to the bottom of the hill to find water.
i am king/queen of the castle