Haypi Adventures prologue fifth entry MichoMan

He loves her. She loves him. Everyone throughout the land knows it and yet they are still unable to marry. All because her father Lord Rincewind. He is demanding a huge amount from the young lad known as Stig, so that he cam have his beloved's, Hope, hand in marriage. They say that only the 8 pieces of Eclair can persuade the lord to give his daughter away. But they were all lost at sea eons ago. We, a group of lowly citizens, are appealing to you to join us, on our voyage across the seas and into the depths of the ocean. We have a standard submachine and ship but we need a larger crew. If you help us, we assure you that Stig and Hope will reward you handsomely and your name will be that of a god! what do ya say? You in?