Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:15 am
Haypi Prologue
Ahoy, mateys! Captain BlackFoam here! YARRGH!!! Come sail with me in the deep waters of Haypi!
I'm a pirate, you see! Ever since I was banned from setting foot on dry land, I've been a rum drinkin, parrot wearin, swashbucklin dirtmerchant!
So come aboard, bucko! Join us and sail the oceans blue, raiding merchants, keeping company with my swarthy wenches, and drinking rum as if it pours from the sky itself!
Captain BlackFoam knows where to go! Well go find the 8 treasures in my sub or whatever! 8 treasures? What treasures? I don't know, and I don't care! ARRGH! Fetch me rum, boyo, and let's get into our submarine (?) and get the treasure so we can open the magic door!
No, this isn't some horrible unintelligable nautical nighare, it's Haypi Adventures! So come sail away with Captain BlackFoam and his submarine! No, I don't know what's going on either but...ARRGH!
I'm a pirate, you see! Ever since I was banned from setting foot on dry land, I've been a rum drinkin, parrot wearin, swashbucklin dirtmerchant!
So come aboard, bucko! Join us and sail the oceans blue, raiding merchants, keeping company with my swarthy wenches, and drinking rum as if it pours from the sky itself!
Captain BlackFoam knows where to go! Well go find the 8 treasures in my sub or whatever! 8 treasures? What treasures? I don't know, and I don't care! ARRGH! Fetch me rum, boyo, and let's get into our submarine (?) and get the treasure so we can open the magic door!
No, this isn't some horrible unintelligable nautical nighare, it's Haypi Adventures! So come sail away with Captain BlackFoam and his submarine! No, I don't know what's going on either but...ARRGH!
Can't stop, won't stop.